Sometimes a picture says 1,000 words...

...better than I can manage at the moment, anyway. And so here's Captain Jack, saluting the Doctor:

Happy Valentine's Day!

As Scarlett Johannsen goes...

So Scarlett Johannsen is making robocalls for Barack Obama. And while I'm sure Ms. Johannsen is a darn persuasive young woman, I can't help but wish her call sounded a little more like this:

Wallpaper

I'm addicted to home improvement shows, even ones that deal with projects I can't imagine ever undertaking myself. Still, whenever one of these shows involves someone using wallpaper, I can't help but think it would be simpler and cheaper to just run a card with the words "DON'T USE WALLPAPER" on screen for the length of the show.

Mitt Romney can't spell, either

From an e-mail I just received:


I like how the selection ends in a question mark, too.