Monday, February 13, 2006

Top 5 things I learned while watching too much of VH1's Top 100 Teen Superstars this weekend...

1. Deborah "Debbie" Gibson now looks better than she did at 19.
2. Tiffany now looks like a man trying to impersonate Tiffany.
3. Corey Haim now looks like a man who ate a man trying to impersonate Tiffany.
4. If Kirk Cameron had been the Roman guard to whom Peter thrice denied Christ, Christ probably would have been a lot more understanding about the whole thing.
5. Scott Baio: What the hell?

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