Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Lord, deliver me from some of your believers.

Earlier this week I realized that there seemed to be far less nonsense about a "war on Christmas" this year than there was last year or the year before that. I'd started to hope that people had come to their senses, and stopped thinking that their faith's holidays were less meaningful unless validated by mighty institutions like department stores. Turns out, though, that while there's less chatter about it, the fear of a war on Christmas -- you know, the one that doesn't actually exist -- is a good way to make money from gullible saps.

Ho. Ho. Ho.

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