Friday, January 25, 2008

When political junkies marry

ME: Do you have your copy of The Federalist Papers handy?

SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED: It's in the library. What happened to your copy?

ME: It's on campus. (thinks about it) I think.

SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED: Use mine.

ME: Crap!

SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED: What?

ME: It's not under "F!"

SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED: What?

ME: Found it!

SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED: Where was it?

ME: Under "H" for Hamilton.

SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED: Phew!

ME: Phew!

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