I realized watching Saturday's episode of SNL, which was surprisingly funny given that Ben Hoofleck was hosting, that the terminally unfunny Jeff Richards is no longer in the credits. A quick check of alt.tv.snl confirmed that he's been gone since February and that no one is really saying why he's gone. Except that, you know, he was perhaps the worst cast member in recent history. I've read he was a pickup from Mad TV, and that makes sense, since he always seemed more suited for the sort of lower-than-low-brow, look-Ma-I-pooped-'em-again dumbass humor that show seems to revel in. But the reason, in the final analysis, doesn't matter; what matters is that we will never, ever, ever see Drunk Girl again.