COURTIER THE SECOND: Inform the queen of what?
CTF: You know.
CTS. No, I don't.
CTF: Of course you do.
CTS: No, really, I don't know what you want to inform her of.
CTF: Well, it's sort of an emperor's new clothes sort of thing.
CTS: I thought you were talking about the queen.
CTF: I am.
CTS: You said emperor. Which one is this about, now?
CTF: It's a figure of speech. This is about the queen. Just have a look at her, OK?
CTS: She's not even queen anymore. She's a senator.
CTF: True, I suppose.
CTS: And even then she's just an actress. So what's she got us courtiers for?
CTF: Hmm. I suppose she doesn't.
CTS: So we don't even bloody exist?
CTF: I suppose not. The hell with it, then, I'm not telling her everyone can see her ta-tas.
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