Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Scenes from in front of the television: Beached

She Who Must Be Obeyed: Is that China Beach?

Matter-Eater Lad: That's Dana Delaney. In a swimsuit.

SWMBO: An unflattering swimsuit.

M-E: Nevertheless.

SWMBO: How old were you when this show was first on?

(M-E does math in his head)

M-E: 15, 16 tops. Do you suspect imprinting?

SWMBO: I'm just sayin'.

M-E: That ship sailed long, long before I ever watched China Beach...

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