Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Insomnia + Public Access Television

Last night (OK, this morning) I was channel surfing and came across the following:

  • An excerpt from The Warriors in which the titular, not-at-all-homoerotic gang fights the Baseball Furies;
  • A cut to the "set" of a cable access talk show;
  • The host, speaking in a melange of Minn-e-SOH-tah and Chicago accents, announcing, "I shit you not, this movie caused RIOTS all over the country. I saw it at the old Skyway. Joining us now is reknowned power lifter Peter Hoecherl, who also sculpts gargoyles."

And after that I was able to fall asleep.

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