Insomnia + Public Access Television

Last night (OK, this morning) I was channel surfing and came across the following:

• An excerpt from The Warriors in which the titular, not-at-all-homoerotic gang fights the Baseball Furies;
  
• A cut to the "set" of a cable access talk show;
  
• The host, speaking in a melange of Minn-e-SOH-tah and Chicago accents, announcing, "I shit you not, this movie caused RIOTS all over the country. I saw it at the old Skyway. Joining us now is reknowned power lifter Peter Hoecherl, who also sculpts gargoyles."
  

And after that I was able to fall asleep.