The ending to WB Superstar USA wound up being rather anti-climactic; looking at the final three, it was pretty easy to figure out that, when choosing someone to humiliate on national television, they were much more likely to go with the pretty blonde girl than the guy-who-looks-like-a-cancer-survivor-but-just-barely or the woman who's incomprehensible singing was based at least in part on the fact that English is a second...or maybe third, or fourth...language. But everyone got a big fat novelty check at the end and seemed to be fine with things, so I guess I won't be going to hell for watching this show after all.